Chris-tmas card 2000

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Jenny's Jokes What does a policeman say to his tummy? What is the best thing about deadly snakes? What's a greedy demon called? What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? Viv's Jokes What time is it when an elephant sits on your table? What is grey and has 4 legs and a trunk? Visitor's Jokes Eve: Why did the hedgehog cross the road? David: Why did the funky chicken stay on the pavement? Feach/Ben: How do you get jigglypuff/picachu on a bus? Feach: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Ben: How did the snake keep the rain off the windscreen? Guy: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Guy: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Fraser: What's got a long neck, a long tail, 4 legs and is made entirely out of cement? Lorna: Why does the rabbit have a shiny nose? Alison: Why did the skeleton cross the road? Paul and Helen: What did Dick Turpin say when he reached York? Isla: What do you call a nut without a shell? Isla: How many ears has captain kirk got? Angela: What did the cross-eyed teacher say? Angela: What cheese is made backwards? Angela: What never goes right?

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End of year report

Chris-tmas card 2001